By Evan Ginzburg, Columnist
As one of many who simply can’t “get into” empty arena wrestling, where WWE trainees serve as a sparse audience, feigning excitement, in an utterly antiseptic environment, I haven’t been watching much wrestling of late. Oh, I’ll do some old school on You Tube, and am looking forward to NJPW returning in July with actual fans, but other than that there’s not much to satisfy me. So sometimes my wrestling fix involves interacting on social media with the fan base.
Now there’s only so many times you can do the “What’s Your Mount Rushmore of Wrestling?” bit. Followed as always by “What’s Your Mount Rushmore of Tag Teams?” “What’s Your Mount Rushmore of Heels?” “What’s Your Mount Rushmore of Managers?”
For a group of folk who haven’t been within a hundred miles of Mount Rushmore, they’re sure fascinated with Mount Rushmore.
What I therefore enjoy more is this old chestnut: “Write An Opinion on Wrestling That Others Would Find Controversial.” Now THAT’s something I can sink my teeth into.
So here’s my top 5 “best of” controversial opinions:
1. If you have hundreds or even thousands of dollars for a WWE show or merchandise but don’t have a few bucks for a legend in need’s gofundme, you’re probably not the super fan you think you are.
2. If you post that you “miss Chris Benoit” at 3AM you’re creepy.
3. If you don’t realize how creepy it is to post you “miss Chris Benoit” it’s even creepier.
4. If you post that you “hate” John Cena or Roman Reigns or ANY wrestler, you’ve crossed a line from fan to obsessive.
5. And finally, if you rise in indignation at any criticism of billionaire Vince McMahon, you probably should look at things from the side of the wrestlers instead.
And that’s my “how to make friends and influence people” from Uncle Evan.
If you actually had a Mount Rushmore of Masked Wrestlers, Mr. Wrestling II would definitely be on there.
The announcement of his passing made the rounds this morning. Johnny Walker, who had a legendary career and his greatest success as Mr. Wrestling II, was a perennial headliner, beloved in Georgia, and transcended wrestling when he took a famous photo with President Jimmy Carter, which got mainstream exposure pre-Internet.
I’ve been reminiscing in each column about my 1970’s WWWF memories. The second card I EVER attended was in July ’74 and headlined by our sacred hero Bruno Sammartino against my all-time favorite heel in John Tolos. Now most of you are going to go, “Who’s THAT?” because history hasn’t been kind to the Golden Greek. His longest and greatest run was in L.A. where (heel) Tolos vs. beloved Fred Blassie was the first wrestling closed circuit event beating out Wrestlemania by over the decade. So, the braintrust at that promotion taped over ALL their TV tapes to save money. Yes, you read that right. One of the greatest talkers and villains ever to step foot in a ring, his taunting of “spaghetti bender” Sammartino back then were strong fighting words (hey, they were simpler times). Well, I got to see the drooling, snarling, taunting, “Maniac Tolos”, the “Golden Greek” week after week on L.A. TV in NYC and man, he was on fire at the time. BUT- Bruno vanquished him with a backbreaker that cherished night and Tolos was not to be seen again in WWE until his ill-fated Coach stint managing Curt Hennig. At that time the always “brilliant” Vince put a whistle in his mouth, and didn’t let this amazing promo guy talk. Mind-boggling and just one of many Vince killed dead. Regardless, whenever I hear his name I think back to his catch-phrase “How do you spell Tolos? T-O-L-O-S! Man, did I ever love that guy and still do.
The results that night went something like this:
WWWF @ New York City, NY – Madison Square Garden – July 22, 1974
Televised on HBO – featured Vince McMahon on commentary
Gorilla Monsoon defeated Nikolai Volkoff
The Fabulous Moolah defeated Vicki Williams
Dean Ho defeated Prof. Toru Tanaka
WWWF Tag Team Champions Jimmy & Johnny Valiant defeated Haystacks Calhoun & Chief Jay Strongbow in a Best 2 out of 3 falls match; fall #1: the champions won at 9:05; fall #2: the challengers won at 2:24; fall #3: the challengers were disqualified after the 13-minute mark when WWWF World Champion Bruno Sammartino interfered and came to Strongbow’s aid
Pedro Morales fought Killer Kowalski to a double count-out at 10:27 (Best of the WWF Vol. 2)
WWWF World Champion Bruno Sammartino defeated John Tolos with a backbreaker at 15:29
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Evan Ginzburg is a contributor for The Gorilla Position. He was an Associate Producer on the movie The Wrestler and 350 Days starring Bret Hart and Superstar Billy Graham. He is a 30-year film, radio and TV veteran. Check out his Evan Ginzburg’s Old School Wrestling Memories page on Facebook. He can be reached on Twitter @evan_ginzburg or by e-mail at [email protected]